Monday, August 31, 2009

^+* mErdEka dAy ^+*

Posted by kami zuzi ... at Monday, August 31, 2009
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sAlam

tOday: 31 OgOs 2009

sUda 52 tAhun mErdeka - dari : 31 OgOs 1957


tEma:
1 mAlaysia

**rakyat dIdahuLukan, pEncapAian dIutamaKan**

---sEmOga tErpaUt pErpAduan aNtara pElbAgai bAngsa dAn bUdayA---

sAlam mErdEka bUaT seMua

mErdEka! mErdEka! mErdeka!

Friday, August 28, 2009

^+* Differences Between You and Your Boss ^+*

Posted by kami zuzi ... at Friday, August 28, 2009
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* When you take a long time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

* When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

* When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

* When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

* When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

* When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

* When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

* When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

* When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

* When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.


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** aku memang rasa semua kena je.... kan???? **
*** nasibla kuasa di tangan bos, kalau tak... dish dush dash... sabar ***

Thursday, August 27, 2009

^+* mUsim hUjan ^+*

Posted by kami zuzi ... at Thursday, August 27, 2009
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sAlam

hYe semua... haRap Dalam keadaan Yang bAik2 ajE

seMalam... beStnye mAndi hUjan...
fOr thE 1st tIme - duK kAt mAluri... hUjan yanG tEramat lEbat

tUrun jE lRT...wAhu!!! hUjAn tUrUn deNGan lEbatnyA...
tUnggu la jAp kAt dEpan 7-EleVen

tUnggu pUnya Tunggu... tEngok hUjan mAkIn lebAt

lastLy....................................
dEcide uNtUk tErjAh jE...
hUahuAhuA...

dEnGan memaKAi baju kuruNg... mMg tAk leh bLa tUl lA...
kEkkekKeke...

bIs lEncuN kenA hUjan...
sO sExY cKitla... tAkpe... bAju i taK la cLear 1O0%
i dOn't caRe

bAlik2... tEruS tAke a bAth...
sEjuk gIgIl2....
wAkakakakka....

tapi bEstla...

bErmAndikan hUjan... rAhmat TUHAN YANG MAHA AGUNG


buBye...

** agak2 petang nie mandi hujan lagi ke tak ya**

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

^+* wIth lOve ^+*

Posted by kami zuzi ... at Tuesday, August 25, 2009
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** wIth lOve **
*** oNly fOr yOu ***

^+* kAu yAng aMat kU sAyang ^+*

Posted by kami zuzi ... at Tuesday, August 25, 2009
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kAu yang aMat kU sAyang
yAng amat kU cInta
bErsemadi dI jIwaku
kU mEngharap kasIhmu
bErtAkHta dI hati
uNtuK seLamanYa

taK mUngkiN dAku lUpAKan
kenangAn mAnis kAu dAn akU
kAu bAgaikAn permAta di hAti iNi

baGai iRama dAn lAgu
melOdi yAng menYentuh kAlbu
kIta bErsatu mElayAri cInta
abaDi...

hanYa uNtuKmu
laGuku iNi
iSi haTi kU
dAlam melOdi nAn iNdah
lIrik nan syAhdu
cUrahan peRasaanKu

bAgaikan sesUci eMbunan pAgi
kAu menyInari hIdupku
dEngan kAsih sAyanGmu
uNtuk seLamanya

kAu yAng amat kU rIndu
kau yAng amAt kU perlu
tIada lAin di hAtiku
kU rindukan bElaianmU
tanpamU dI sIsi
ku kAn kesePian


Friday, August 21, 2009

^+* sAlam rAmadHan ^+*

Posted by kami zuzi ... at Friday, August 21, 2009
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sAlam
bEgitu pAntas mASa mengejaR kIta

aTau
bEgitU pAntas kIte mengeJar masa

maNA2 aje pUn bOleh...lAyan ajA la jAh oOi..........

sAlam rAmadHan aL-mUbaraK bUat sEmua

bUat rEnungan bErsaMa... hAyatilah :


dihaRap dApat meMbaca bAit2 tErsebUt....aMin...

sEmOga rAmaDhan yAng bAkal tIba inI mEmbAwa sEriBu keBerkatan bUat uMatnyA...
nIkmatilah rAmadHan iNi denGan peNuh rasA sYukur...

kErana...

Allah bAkal menGhadiahkAn pulA kecEriaAn bUat umAtnya dEngan menYambUt "bUlan sYawal"...
pAsti dimAna seTiap umAtnya bAkal mErAsai nIkmat tErsebUt...

mUdaH2an...

rAmadHan - bUlan pUasa (kUmpul pAhAla...)
sYawal - bUlan rAya (kUmpul dUit rAyA........"lum kaWin leh dApat" - pOw habIs2an...)

----------------------------*********************************--------------------------------

aKu sEdiy wO keNA pUase kAt KL niE... sGtla tIdaK sEronOk...
hOpe akak dArlinG rAjin mASak...
takpe2... nNt i g bEli baRang... kAKAk daRliNg masAk ya... ngEngeNGe....

pUji leBey cKit... hUAhUA...
nAk bUka poSe nGan sPela kalau tAk ngAn aKAk darLing... n hOusemAte kU yAng laIn...soB sob sOb....

wO... cAngatla bUlUk wo nanGis cAmtu...
takLe bLa tul la...
ala... tAkmO la naNgis...

dIalog :

cAt bOy : kEnaPA kaMu nanGis?
cAt gUrl : sEbab sUkahati kItela nAk nanGis...
cAt bOy : alA... tAkmo la naNgis... bUruK la... tAk cOmey tAu...
cAt gUrl : eH! kIte cOmey ke? wEkwEkwEk... mEmang kIte tAk cOmey...sAje jE kaN kamu nIe... iSh! gEram lOr...
cAt bOy : wAh2........................pAndAi mEnjAwab nAmpAk... lEbey sudA...

cAt gUrl : sUkahAti kItela... wAkakakakakakak..........................
cAt bOy : dA2... tAkmO la gIni... +++++ bUrUk...wAkakakakakak
cAt gUrl : aMbOi2.................cAkap Kite bUruk +++++++
cAt bOy : sEnget tUl... tAkpe2... keNa nnt.... dIsh dUsh dAsh... pAng pOng Peng... hahahahah... fAdan mUka


ha! kan da nAk ngAmuk nIE... cAkar bAru tAhu...

hAhaha....fAdan mUka anDa.... (cAt bOy mAsih lAGi kegeraman gItu...)

cAt gUrl : lU apa hal nak cAkar2 gUa...naH! raSakan... aMiK nAh!


nIe baru gImik...sKali aKu bG...dIsh wAshIng mAcHinE.... wAcha!!!........

hahahahahahah....raSakan...

cAt bOy : dAhla.... i dAh tAk sANggup... SuRRENDER lOr....

oKla... sO tIred lO fIghtIn'2 .... sAmpai dI cIni jEr...

SELAMAT BERPUASA...

cUbbye bUbbye duBbye...
lOvo u.... lOvi mE....


^+* uPdatEd ^+*

Posted by kami zuzi ... at Friday, August 21, 2009
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sAlam
aKu mEnggila dEngan uPdate mY blOg
bG nmpK sWeet gTu...

cEkUnun la sWeet...
blOg jE cWeet nak wAt pe Kan???
bg cwEEt kaT mUka sEndiLi ke bAru lA bEst...
hUahUha...lEbEy sUda...
wAt lU! wAkakKAkakaka....

OK KE BLOG AKU NIE??
plz lEave uR cOmmenT............tQ

tEruk tUl r nAk sUh dIkOmen...aPeke sAywEll... wHahaha

eRm... paPenpUn...

cOk poCe tAu...
sElamat meNyambUt rAmadHan aL-mUbarak

oK...

Thursday, August 20, 2009

^+* sAy wEll ^+*

Posted by kami zuzi ... at Thursday, August 20, 2009
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sAlam
hEpi ka?
oR
sOdiH kA?

aPa kA kA???
ngE ngE ngE...
saY weLL kOwT!
yO kO wEi...

aPe ko nO e jAng... sOngEt...
eH, sOwnOk ke?
ke sEwdIh jE?

tEpuK dAda tAnya sElerA...
aDa sEleRa ka???
tAk sAngatla... tEnsiOn ja... macAm hAmpaGas...gAs tOt...................................................
hUahUahUahUa...

sAkIt O........tAk!...
hA! sEkaLi tEruS jd USB... wakAkA...
tApi cOmel...
kEpaLA kEna PancUng... fAdan oTak aKu!

wAt dA hEll...tInG tOng tUl lOw...

kOraNG nAk tau kenapa Aku sEbEgiNie uPe...
cEbAb aKu tengAh tEnsIOn tAhap bAbi hUtan...h1n1 giTu...
yO kO oH kOk!

mEntAl dA aKu nIe...pArAh gItU...


tEkaNan pErasaAn...

kEna paNggil dOctOr nIe...
"mR dOc... hElp mE... sAve
mY lIfe...oH nO!... mUch vErY yOu tHank... mMUaH"



** bEraNgan jAp : kAn bEst kAn
lau dEaR aKu dOctOr... kAsi kIss sAtu... hUahUhauhUA.....**


wEi... sOk aKu mCm nAk leYpak jew kAt umAh... xmO kijO... rEvengE gItu... amBoI! gilO kA!
gilEr tUl lA...

mOnOlOg:
eH zLa... kO jgN waT hAl lEh tAk?
aPe hAl kO nie?
aKu imAs + saKit O...tAk bEb...mIngGu nIe mEmang aKu tEnsiOn...
tUlOng... pAstu aKu rS nAk je bg pEnampaR kAt "pOk cik" bElah dEpan oPish kU nie.... pehAl lA dIa
maKin gaTal... sedO la dIri...
iSh! mEluAt wO...
kOraNg tAk ade dI tEmpat aKu...
gIle wO...sakIt O....tAk!
dAh la nGan mR bOb ja d Opish! maCam dUnIa bUkan aKu yAng pUnya...

lAma lagI aKu dOk sInI... maKin
cEpaT kelEpot beb... mAkan cLay pOtt tAk pe gAk... iSh!!
sTrEss....

wO hO! sAmpAi cAkap pUn sOwaNg2... apE nAk jAdi dA...
mEmaNg dA menTal nIe...

eH... sOnOk kAn teNGok kaWan2 bErjaye... bIle aKu???
tUnggU...............................................................................................oH! sAngatla lAma...
sAbO jO lOw...

kAlau tAkde yG sUppOrt...mamFus!
bOleh mAsuk sPital gIle... meNtal pUn tErabai...
wOhO...sUppOrt meNtal oK!
aLa aKu taUla... mEntaLiti mAnusia... asaL tEngOk wOrd "sUPPORt".... mEsti rElate nGan mOney..................aPe hAl!

uDah2 leR deNgan ke"sAY wEll"an kAmu nIe jIlaz Oit!
sUdAh tAHap baHaya nIe... bAwOk sabO...
aPehaL naK sAbO... sAbOtaj bAru tAhu... hUhu...
nIe aKu tYpe mAcam tade pErasaAn...
gIle tUl lA...

lEh dOmam..


sEkali tUkan... adA tIkuS nI tIdO sAma tEddY... bEst wO...


nIela dIa... aPa mAcAm... bEsT kAn.... hUaHuahUa...

tEtibE cIte tikuS... tAdE kena meNgena... fAdan nGan mUka aKu...
oKla... nak bUbUi lU loW...

bYe...
aLa cAyaNg dia...


iSh... aDe pUlOk oRang sibUk... malaS aKu nk lAyan...
oKla... cA bA...

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

^+* nUff nAng ^+*

Posted by kami zuzi ... at Tuesday, August 18, 2009
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sAlam

tIba-tIba kuraSa hIdupkU...
taK sEpErti dUlu...
** entaH lIrIk lAgu mEnataNg aPa lAgu nIe**

tEthIbe jE rAsA nAk jOin nUff nAng...
eVen tAhu... sApela yAng nAk jEnguK bLog aKu yAng tAk bEst nIe...

kAn???
aPa bOleh bUat...
aKai tAk pAnJAng nAk eDit...
hUahUahUA...

mOhla kEngkAwan sEkeliAn Alam...
jOin nUff nAng...
mUdah sAja...
rEgiSter... aDD... cOpy n pAste...
mCm mAsak jE...
sOnang jO jaH oI...

mOhla bEramaI-rAmai ...
oKla...
aJin2la jeNguk ya... mAsyUk cKit...

hAHHAhAhahaa

hAri nie aku di tInggal lagi deNgan sOwang sTaff nIe...
oPs!
okLa...

nUff nAng - sucCeSs


hOla bUi bOi...
aDiOs!

Monday, August 17, 2009

^+* alOne ^+*

Posted by kami zuzi ... at Monday, August 17, 2009
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sAlam
isH! ketensiOnan aku ditAmbah-tAmbah...

wEEkend baRu nI naSib tAk dirOsakkan
paStu
mOndAy yAng sEngAl
hA! kan dA sEngal...
haMbik kO!

aKu dItiNggal di Opis mAybe for 3 days from tOday (Aug 17, 09) tIll Aug 19, 09... sensOrang...
tAkpe2.. aKu saBar..

hOpe cEpatla aKU...
bA bA black sHeep...

xtAhan!
daHla...

dAhla mY dEar nIe dEmam...
sOwy fOr yEstErday...
tQ coz cHill yEsterdaY...

lOve u..
i'LL mIss u dEar..

and plz dOn't tAlk tO me to "fiNd sOme1 whO can take caRe of u"
nO! please dOn't tAlk to me aNymOre tHat stAtemenT... cO'z i dOnt wAnt tO hEar aNymOre...

sO cRaziey to heAr thAt...
n mAybe aLl anYthIng cAn cHange...

dOn't knOw..

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

^+* mMmMm ^+*

Posted by kami zuzi ... at Wednesday, August 12, 2009
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sAlam...
hI eveLybOdy...

y mY tItle jUz b lIke tHat...
wO hO!
nOt fOr sUprisin'...
bUt it jUst fOr nOthin'

mIss mY dEar sO mUch...
wherE r U???
eRm...

sEmalam kU beRjaYa uNtuK tIdAk meNgacaU mY dEar...
hUhU...

lAstlY aT niTe, hE cAll mE n aSk me y i dIdn't sMs him aNymOre...
aLa... tAkot kAcO je...
hEhE...

i"ll mIss u mY dEar...
gEt wEll sOon...
cEpaT cihAt tAu...

mOga kAmu dIjaUhkan dAri h1n1 maUpun aPe2 dIsease...
aMin....

b stRonG oK...
n dO nOt sAy aNymOre abOut - " mcM ne nGan kIte sKang nIe???"
nO! caN't

kiTe sTill mACam kIte la...
hEhE...

oKla... dEar tAke cAre...
jGn lOpa mAkaN obAt...

dA dA...

(nIe nAmanye bLog mEnggEdiz...hUahUahUa)

Monday, August 10, 2009

^+* maYbe nOthIn' ^+*

Posted by kami zuzi ... at Monday, August 10, 2009
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sAlam mUhibbaH...

oGos sUda...
nIe baRu 1sT eNtry...

eRm...
eNtahla...
sEmakin bUntu...

dEar...dOn't lEave mE ya...
kEnaPa mEsti adA diA...???
uNfAir...

eRm...
hAnya pAda Allah kU memOhOn...mUdaH-mUdaHan seMuanyA dAlam kEadaaN bAik...

dOn't mAke me cRy...
hOpe wE r tOgetHer uNtIll tHe end oF Our liFe...

tQ fOr eVerytHing...

 

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